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Daniel Larson: Poisoned Mac N Cheese Incident

On November 18th, 2021, while living with Jonas, Daniel Larson claimed to have been poisoned by his caretaker. Daniel frequently received mac ‘n’ cheese as his meal, which he developed a strong distaste for and eventually alleged was being tainted with jalapeños, honey mustard, and spicy ranch.

He remarked that the mac ‘n’ cheese tasted like “cow piss” and found it absolutely disgusting. Noticing little black flecks in his food, likely pepper, Daniel investigated further and discovered there was no milk in the fridge to make the mac ‘n’ cheese properly. The date of this incident has been preserved by Daniel Larson Curator on YouTube.

He then found a bottle of spicy ranch in the fridge and questioned why the mac ‘n’ cheese tasted tangy and like ranch. He also examined the honey mustard, which contained similar black specks to those in his food. Daniel deduced that a large amount of honey mustard was used, noting a visible line on the bottle and no sound when shaken.

Frustrated, Daniel continued picking at his food and expressed disbelief that he would be sharing this experience publicly. He felt it was affecting his family and girlfriend, leading him to throw away the plate of mac ‘n’ cheese, declaring it one of the most life-changing moments of his career.

This incident illustrates Daniel’s heightened sensitivity to his meals and his readiness to share his grievances with a broader audience, further highlighting his ongoing struggles with his living conditions and relationships.

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Daniel: -going to now ask my care provider if I could get macaroni and cheese because that’s all we fucking have in this house.

Daniel: This tastes like cow piss. Literal fucking cow piss. I want to know who the fuck put jalapenos in this. Holy fuck, my mouth is on fire. Holy fuck!

Daniel: I know why this taste different, it’s got something in it that’s like sour as well. And if you look its got like little things in it, I don’t know what it is. I’ve never seen that-

Daniel: Well that makes a lot of sense. We don’t have the fucking milk, so the asshole care provider didn’t do the fucking milk. Um, the only thing they could’ve done was water, but that’s not the taste, but whatever.

Daniel: Like, I’m going to be straight up serious. Why does it, the mac and cheese taste a lot like, like ranch, but with like a tangy taste, like, that doesn’t make any sense. Like, honey mustard-

Daniel: The mac and cheese tastes more of like honey mustard, which is really weird. And if you look, bingo! It’s got the, it’s got the s-

Daniel: I want to see how much honey mustard they actually used.

Daniel: Most of it.

Daniel: -could see actually a little bit of a line how much has actually been used, and you can’t hear anything when you shake it.

Daniel takes a bite of the mac and cheese and runs to spit it out.

Daniel: Fuck! Fuck!

Daniel: -because it just tastes so fucking bad and it’s, it’s been sitting here for like about an hour now, and I never thought I would be this angry to where I would be putting this fucking shit all over the fucking media. But guess what, it’s starting to effect my family, and my girlfriend, and I’m not going to put up with this.

Daniel tosses the mac and cheese into a trash can.

Daniel: There! Fucking asshole! Put that all the way into the trash. Fucker.

Daniel: I think they added canola oil too, which is why it tastes so fucking bad. Fucker.

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Posted: June 4th, 2023

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