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Daniel Larson’s Machete Incident: April 25th, 2023

On April 26, 2023, at 3:51 AM MDT, Daniel Larson posted a video on his @daniellarson00663300 TikTok account, where he was seen running down the street and announcing to the camera that he had been attacked. He later added that the weapon used was a machete.

He declared the situation a code red and promised to provide updates soon. Daniel exclaimed, “Emergency, emergency, I just got fucking hit… I just got fucking beat!” In a follow up video he displayed a small, bright red cut on his hand.

In a follow-up video, Daniel claimed he was attacked with a machete and baseball bats by a black woman who asked him for a cigarette, stating she was diabetic and needed one to avoid a seizure. When Daniel told her he didn’t have any cigarettes, she accused him of being racist and threatened him with the machete before starting to beat him with bats.

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Transcript by daniellarson.wiki

First video:

“Emergency, emergency, I just got fucking hit… I just got fucking beat!”

Second video:

“So… I just got attacked last night. And the person was African-American female wearing… kind of, like, a tank top… barely anything on. Walked up to me, saw me, and asked if I could get them one cigarette, uhm, that they’re… diabetic, they need a cigarette, otherwise, they’re gonna have a seizure I said ‘I’m sorry, I don’t carry cigarettes on me’, they said I was being racist for saying that. The person was carrying a marchete… and just started like, going like, ‘if you don’t get me a cig- one cigarette- I will beat the living crap out of you, get up now, take me to go get a cigarette!’ and then they started beating on me, like, a hundred… bats, pretty much.”

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Posted: April 26th, 2023

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For some reason, this incident is dated April 25th, 2023, on the Daniel Larson wiki. However, this appears to be a small error, as Daniel’s original video was actually posted to TikTok on April 26, 2023, at 3:51 AM MDT (26 Apr 2023 09:51:16 GMT).

Daniel doing jumping jacks just a few hours before the incident.

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Daniel asks for 50$, and promises to do the “Scorpion Dance”.

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Sources: TikTok (archived), daniellarson.wiki, YouTube, archive.org, reddit (archived version)

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